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Ahh yea that is a pretty sweet video.
 

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Whats your fav quote ? LOL

Gotta luv Mike talking to Bob Sapp : Sign teh contract big boy , sign teh contract !
 

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Whats your fav quote ? LOL

Gotta luv Mike talking to Bob Sapp : Sign teh contract big boy , sign teh contract !

Lots of good ones. Can't remember the exact quote but Tyson yells at some reporter he wants to fuck him in the ass and make him his girlfriend. Then he calls the same guy a ******. Tyson is crazy.
 

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Can I atleast git laid ... U kno wat I mean ... Can I atleast git a BJ ?

hahaaha
 

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Here's another Mike quote that wasn't in the video:

"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old."
 

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That settles it...It's WED/DAY
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"I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all

I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

After biting Holyfield he said, "This is my career. I have children to raise. I have to retaliate. He butted me. Look at me. My kids will be scared of me."


Tyson on Tyrell Biggs' complaining to him about low blows "Low blows? Low blows? Huh! Motherf**ker you're fittin' to die!"
"He was screaming like my wife." "I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time."

I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."
"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."
 

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Mike Tyson's Bentley Up For Sale

Posted Mar 11th 2008 2:02PM by Deidre Woollard
Filed under: Wheels, Celebrity Shopping
Mike Tyson is sadly one of the best examples of a man who earned a lot of money and then spent it all away. The man with the powerful fists declared bankruptcy in 2003 and many of his purchases have hit the public marketplace. He was the first owner of this 1999 Bentley Continental SC now up for sale on Auto Trader. The car is one of only 73 ever built and cost over $500,000 when it first came out. Tyson's Continental SC has lamb's wool rugs, a phone and a removable glass roof. It is listed at £135,000 (around $272,000). Wow, even with all that depreciation that is still one very expensive car.
 

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I think that this might be my new favorite haha.

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."
 

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"I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all

I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

After biting Holyfield he said, "This is my career. I have children to raise. I have to retaliate. He butted me. Look at me. My kids will be scared of me."


Tyson on Tyrell Biggs' complaining to him about low blows "Low blows? Low blows? Huh! Motherf**ker you're fittin' to die!"
"He was screaming like my wife." "I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time."

I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."
"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."



gotdamn, that is some of the funniest shit i've ever read
 

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He also once said "I got to take my HAND" of to him.....
 

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